Conversation with cat…

28 11 2009

Oscar: Meow!

Me: What?

Oscar: MEOW!

Me: puts plate of food on catmat

Oscar: Mrrrrp. starts eating food

Me: sits down at computer

Oscar: Meow! jumps up on desk and sits on computer

Me: removes cat, goes over to cat bowl, mushes up food with fork

Oscar: Mrrrrp. starts eating food

Me: sits down at computer

Oscar: Meow! jumps on desk and sits on computer

Me: Oi! removes cat, back to cat bowl, mushes up food again and puts bowl in kitchen on worktop

Oscar: Mrrrp! jumps up on worktop and starts eating food

Me: watches for a bit, then goes back to computer

Oscar: sitting on floor looking up at me Mrrrrp?

Me: goes back to kitchen, mushes food again

Oscar: Mrrrp. starts eating food

Me: goes back to computer

silence

small crash from lounge

Me: Oscar?

Oscar: Mrrrrp.

Me: goes into lounge. Cat sitting on posh record deck Oscar! NO!

Oscar: Meow.

Me: Oscar, NO!

Oscar: MEOW!

Me: Oscar, NO! picks up cat

Oscar: MEOW! bites hand

Me: Oscar! takes cat back to kitchen and puts on worktop in front of bowl

Oscar: Mrrrp. starts eating

Me: goes back to computer

Oscar: Mrrrp? tries to open lounge door, now shut MEOW!

Me: Oscar, no!

Oscar: MEOW! gets bored and goes upstairs

silence

small crash from upstairs

Me: Oscar? goes upstairs, can’t find cat Oscar?

Oscar: silence

Me: Oscar? eventually finds cat in bookshelf in spare room hiding behind another record deck, various bits and bobs on floor Oscar, NO!

Oscar: Mrrrp? comes out from behind record player and bolts out of spare room

Me: Oscar? follows cat into bathroom

Oscar: Mrrrp. settled on clean towels in airing cupboard, feigning sleep

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2 responses

5 12 2009
Existential Poet

HAHA I shouldn’t laugh… but I don’t think you totally made this up!

5 12 2009
rose appleby

It’s 100% true! Although edited a bit – probably more like 5 or 6 times I had to move cat off computer keyboard! It’s very ‘Simon’s cat’! Thanks for reading!

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