It’s just occured to me that if I keep my resolution of a-blog-post-a-day, I need to come up with 357 more forms of greeting to get through the year. Erk.
I have a bit of a dilemma at the moment. I’m on my way home from an overnight stay in Newcastle after work yesterday, and while I’ve been away my other half has installed some motion-sensitive security cameras in the house. And he’s going to be out when I get in, so will have left the cameras on. They’re the kind that send an alert and video clip to his phone if they detect movement.
So my dilemma is this…
When I walk in the door, should I:
1. Ignore the camera
2. Wave goofily
3. Flash my boobies
I have about two hours to decide…
And now it’s time to meet today’s creature from the unknown island!
The Blue Bug
The Blue Bug is a tiny flea,
It clings to woollen things
When everyone is fast asleep
The Blue Bug sometimes sings!
Catch you tomorrow!