Bonjour tout le monde!
Just a quick one – I popped a wee limerick for the other half today whilst on the train to Paris, supping champagne and noshing chocolate (hurrah!)…
There once was a young man called Jon,
Who’s Valentine’s Day went all wrong.
He ruined his shoe,
When he trod in some poo,
And his girlfriend said “Mmmm, Ça sent bon!”