Oscar: Meow!
Me: What?
Oscar: MEOW!
Me: puts plate of food on catmat
Oscar: Mrrrrp. starts eating food
Me: sits down at computer
Oscar: Meow! jumps up on desk and sits on computer
Me: removes cat, goes over to cat bowl, mushes up food with fork
Oscar: Mrrrrp. starts eating food
Me: sits down at computer
Oscar: Meow! jumps on desk and sits on computer
Me: Oi! removes cat, back to cat bowl, mushes up food again and puts bowl in kitchen on worktop
Oscar: Mrrrp! jumps up on worktop and starts eating food
Me: watches for a bit, then goes back to computer
Oscar: sitting on floor looking up at me Mrrrrp?
Me: goes back to kitchen, mushes food again
Oscar: Mrrrp. starts eating food
Me: goes back to computer
silence
small crash from lounge
Me: Oscar?
Oscar: Mrrrrp.
Me: goes into lounge. Cat sitting on posh record deck Oscar! NO!
Oscar: Meow.
Me: Oscar, NO!
Oscar: MEOW!
Me: Oscar, NO! picks up cat
Oscar: MEOW! bites hand
Me: Oscar! takes cat back to kitchen and puts on worktop in front of bowl
Oscar: Mrrrp. starts eating
Me: goes back to computer
Oscar: Mrrrp? tries to open lounge door, now shut MEOW!
Me: Oscar, no!
Oscar: MEOW! gets bored and goes upstairs
silence
small crash from upstairs
Me: Oscar? goes upstairs, can’t find cat Oscar?
Oscar: silence
Me: Oscar? eventually finds cat in bookshelf in spare room hiding behind another record deck, various bits and bobs on floor Oscar, NO!
Oscar: Mrrrp? comes out from behind record player and bolts out of spare room
Me: Oscar? follows cat into bathroom
Oscar: Mrrrp. settled on clean towels in airing cupboard, feigning sleep